ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."
by Teemothy17 February 17, 2014
The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.
"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."
by barry n mcpeter January 25, 2014
Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.
Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.
by Elle H Glacial Lake WA State March 23, 2019
by biggreen2000 May 01, 2022
by tnuts609 March 18, 2015
What daniel says after he gets dropped at a 7-eleven at the floor on the con......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................crete
Damn homie, you gonna do me like that. You finna drop me on the Con............................Crete
by con...cretehater69 November 23, 2023
Crete is a guy who despite being in college looks 16. He's blonde and looks like he uses a bowl to style his hair. Can't talk to girls and will stare at you multiple times instead of talking. He's sporty and smart and always hangs around his "homeboys". He has a nice smile (should smile more), surprisingly muscular, and nice when talked to (he won't speak unless spoken to)
by duckduck04 November 30, 2023