ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."
by Teemothy17 February 17, 2014
The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.
"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."
by barry n mcpeter January 25, 2014
Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.
Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.
by Elle H Glacial Lake WA State March 23, 2019
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by tnuts609 March 18, 2015
A town that was once a safe haven for middle class white people in the south suburbs of Chicago, has slowly succumb to the same grime and poverty as the surrounding towns
"Do you want to go to Crete ?"
"No way, the only thing to do there is chill at your grandma's house and get yelled at by the neighborhood thots !"
"No way, the only thing to do there is chill at your grandma's house and get yelled at by the neighborhood thots !"
by Seth-McBeth March 23, 2018