creed

one of the worst things to heppen to humanity since the plague. Music from somewhere between your nut sack and ass hole

Even Jesus hates creed

by flash jordan June 19, 2005

Creed

The last sound millions of teenagers and adults alike have heard before pulling the trigger

Victim: I'm fine I can work through this, there are other ways.

Creed comes on radio

Gunshot

by Luke1989 February 19, 2009

Creed

The ultimate guilty pleasure band

Many people say Creed sucks, but they're just closet fans

by TrueVoice December 31, 2008

creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bob Saget December 29, 2003

Creed

A fairly decent band that even though most people in America and some parts of the UK say they suck, most people bought their albums.
Human Clay 11x platinum
Weathered 6x platinum

Creed Fan - "Creed is awesome!"
Creed Hater - "Creed sucks!"
Creed Fan - "Human Clay went 11x platinum!"
Creed Hater - "faggot"

by creedisnotthatbadofaband May 31, 2008

creed

1. a retard who has no life and is depressed
2. a decent movie
3. a shitty band

gaige: oh no its creed
taylor: lets run

by creedthereedtard June 04, 2018

The Creed

The Creed Th3 Cr33d is: Nothing is true. Anything is possible.
لا شيء صحيح. كل شيء ممكن.
Wax run ah ma jiraan. Wax walba waa suurtagal.
Nada es verdad. Todo es posible.
Niente è vero. Tutto è possibile.
Nichts ist wahr. Alles ist möglich.
Mikään ei ole totta. Kaikki on mahdollista.
Τίποτα δεν είναι αλήθεια. Ολα είναι πιθανά.
Nic není pravda. Všechno je možné.
Τίποτα δεν είναι αλήθεια. Ολα είναι πιθανά.
Ничего подобного. Все возможно.
Hiçbir şey doğru değil. Herşey mümkün.
Нічого не відповідає дійсності. Усе можливо.
Níl aon rud cearr. Tá rud ar bith indéanta.
Rien n'est vrai. Tout est possible.
Méiyǒu shé me shì zhēn de. Shìshì jiē kěnéng.
Nani mo shinjitsude wa arimasen. Nani demo kanōdesu.
Nada é verdade. Tudo é possível.
Ekkert er satt. Allt er mögulegt.
Intet er sandt. Alt er muligt.
שום דבר לא נכון. הכל אפשרי.
גאָרנישט איז אמת. עפּעס איז מעגלעך.
هیچ چیز درست نیست هر چیزی ممکن است.
Ezer ez da egia. Edozer da posible.
Nihil est verum. Unumquodque possibile.

Code of Conduct for Followers of The Creed:
1) Innocents are NOT TO BE HARMED.
2) NEVER compromise a fellow Creed.
3) Hide in plain sight.

The Creed will never die. It transcends language, time, space, and dimensions.

Q1: Where can I find "The Creed"?
A1: You don't find The Creed, The Creed finds you.

Q2: DOES The Creed come in peace?
A2: If you see The Creed coming, The Creed comes in ✌

Q3: Should I fear the Creed?
A3: The Creed is here to PROTECT humanity and other sentients. Humans who have been r4p1ng and enslaving other humans, their water, or 🌎🌍🌏 will be identified.

by Bl@ckFl@g April 12, 2021