cream pie

A pie filled with cream.

Ooh, that banana cream pie looks tasty.

by Jason_tbear8902 March 08, 2006

cream pie

When a man ejaculates into a woman's pussy or a man or woman's anus and then either the ejaculator or someone else licks, sucks or otherwise cleans it up by injesting the fluids.

When my boyfriend cums in my pussy and then my husband eats the cream pie.

by Lusty Lioness October 02, 2005

cream pie

A phrase used by the adult world to describe a vagina or anus that is soaked with cum, or semen. Pornography thich contains sexual scenes involving cum-drenched vaginas and/or anuses.

Most sites which claim to have creampie porn are either pay-sites, or bullshit sites which sprout gay porn pop-up links.

by urban pervert February 11, 2003

cream pie

whatever goes in your mouth that is nice and creamy and sometimes really tasty

My friend likes cream pies.
really....so does mine...they are so weird bro.
ya bro.

by we.all.eat.cheese. here. April 22, 2019

Cream pie

a pie made of a thin crust and filled to the brim with wiped cream.
also when you are having sex and you bust a nut in the person.

i just made a cream pie, do you want some.

by g0ran March 09, 2021

Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

Cream pie

NOT A PASTRY another word for a girl cumming so much it looks like a pastry in her pussy, usually licked up by guy (or other girl not discriminating)

Yo i fucked a girl and she cream pied all over herself

by XXPurplygamingXX April 23, 2018