Craven Morehead

A distant cousin of Hugh Jorgan, Pat McCrotch, and Phil McCraken. He is also related (distantly)to his Chinese cousins Chu-sum Wang and Creamof Sum yung guy

Who's Craven Morehaead, you are!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 30, 2003

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Crazey Marquez

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?

by C0urante May 25, 2013

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crazeybitch

taking a hit from a j, blowing the smoke into a forty, takin a hit from a stogey, inhale the smoke from the forty, drink the forty and blow it all out...thats a crazey bitch... Best when done after a long saturday night working as a busboy

Yo dude you dont want to go to sleep now, were meetin the backyard and doin crazeybitchs till we pass out

by JMandJC June 6, 2010

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Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.

Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.

by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

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John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008

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