Larry Craig

A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.

Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?

Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?

Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"

Tom: That's bullshit.

by CJE October 20, 2007

Craig Tucker(South Park)

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023

Larry Craig

v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.

After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.

by gregfromnc September 8, 2007

caught a baby bird

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".

When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.

1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.

by Jrubadub November 26, 2010

Chaughty

The combination of 'Cheeky' and 'Naughty'.

Something that has both cheeky and naughty qualities.

Pronounced 'Chor-tee'

Don: That chick you were dancing with last night was a babe, dude!
Bail: I know man she was as chaughty as fuck!

Don: Coming for a Chaughty one?
Bail: Yeah, why the hell not?!

Bail: I don't know if I want to go to Ibiza this summer, buddy.
Don: We've got to go Bail, It will be a week of pure Chaughtiness!

by The Masked Don January 10, 2010

Craig Pour

Happens during a can or bottle share where someone takes more than their fair share of the aforementioned.

Now Milton, don’t “Craig pour” and make sure there’s enough for everyone.

by NSFC August 19, 2021

CaugheyBoxx

Probably the most awesome invention since the wheel.

To hell with those inconvenient Venn Diagrams, here's the CaugheyBoxx!

Intersection of 2 Boxes with an interim space in the shape of a rectangle.
This maximizes writing capacity when comparing and contrasting two different entities.

CaugheyKid #1 - Hey we need to compare and contrast these two synthesis questions.

CaugheyKid #2 - Do we need to use a Venn Diagram?

CaugheyKid #1 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, WOMAN? USE THE CAUGHEYBOXX!

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CaugheyBoxx. The best thing invented since Snuggies.

by KidGudi February 19, 2010