Craug

Another term used to describe any type of punch, blow, or kick, or attack with any sort of object or weapon. Can be used to describe any injury.

At the last baseball game, i was up at bat and the catcher called my momma a chickenhead...so i turned around and crauged him right in his measily schlort with the damn bat!

by VinnieChin June 11, 2007

Craig Banry

An undercover gay dude that pretends he’s not homosexual so he can trail around behind his straight friends and wait until the heterosexual friend is in a vulnerable state so he can convince him to allow him to suck his dick.

You better watch out man, everybody keeps telling you you’re friend is a Craig Banry... You’re gonna be drunk and he’s gonna convince you to him suck Your dick and you’re gonna have to live with that...

by JJTheDude June 13, 2019

45 caught 34

45 caught 34 — a new slogan that commemorates April 4th 2023 when the twice impeached failed 45th president caught 34 felony charges. It was historic — an American history first.

On April 4th 2023, 45 caught 34 — an American history first.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023

45 caught 37

45 caught 37

They’re coming to get you Donnie! You have fucked around and found out!!!!

Lawd Geeziz, It been a hell of a war!

I think we can rule out these charges being dropped ; and, because of his own words, Trumps legal defenses are experiencing rapid unplanned disassembly. Trumps life is about to get Northern New Jersey Messy!

On April 4th 2023, 45 caught 34 in New York — this case is still ongoing.

Now in addition to these charges on Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 Federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023.

Another infamous historic first, Donald J. Trump is the first American President to have ever been indicted on Federal Criminal charges!

Oh, THE HUMANITY!!!!!

Now all of the DeSantis curious Republicans have to wait and see if Trumps current legal dilemma can make number two DeSantis become the de facto Republican Presidential Nominee.

Will there be a Trump.com Jailbird NFT? Stay tuned: Same Trump Time; Same Trump Channel.

45 caught 37. On Friday June 9th 2023 45 has caught 37 federal charges and will surrender in Florida on Tuesday June 13th 2023. This will be an ultimate test of the American rule of law.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023

Craig Tucker

Craig Tucker is one of the side main characters from the popular TV show South Park, he wears a dark blue coat and hat with a yellow poof ball on top. He has one of the deepest voices of the kids. It was shown that he has black hair and yellow eyes in the ultimate power of Super Craig and Wonder Tweek in the fractured but whole. It is shown that he hangs around with Clyde Donovan Jimmy Valmer Token Black Tweek Tweak and has been seen hanging out with Jason white in the episode South Park is gay. Craig is in a gay relationship with a boy called Tweek Tweak which only happened because some Asian girls drew yaoi of them in the episode Tweek x Craig and have been seen holding hands, Craig even calls Tweek pet names such as ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. Craig has a pet guinea pig called Stripe which apparently him and Tweek bought together, Craig is protective about Stripe as in one of the older episodes Tweek vs Craig they were seen fighting because Stan and his gang told Craig that Tweek said bad things about Stripe. Craig is seen as a bad behaved boy as he always seems to get detentions, this may be because he always flips people off, even the teachers. It is shown that he doesn’t really like Stan Kenny and Cartman, this may be because one time they stole his birthday money and became a Peruvian flute band. Some of his personas include, Feldspar the thief from the stick of truth and Super Craig from The Fractured But Whole

Craig Tucker: *flips off Mr.Mackey*
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??

Craig: No

Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy

by Creek fan May 22, 2018

45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023

45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023 — a slogan to commemorate the day and the reason Donald J. Trump was arrested and charged with 34 felonies.

Where where you when 45 caught 34 / 4-4-2023?

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023

caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017