crapslices

Coined: May 30th, 2007. SoCal, USA

Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snap or shnap - and the latter, only the definition(s) similar to those of snap. Unlike snap or even crap, "crapslices" does NOT have the exuberant "Oh yeah!" connotation that many other such interjections have. Its two meanings are:

1.) "Oh no. Now what am I gonna do?": worry
2.) "Oh no!"/"Oh yes!" "Y'all got served! Now what are ya gonna do?": mildly wise-guy-in-your-face (In this usage, it is highly encouraged that one says "Oh crapslices" in the same manner that Quagmire from Family Guy says "All right.")

Corresponding to the numbers above:

1.) Me: "Hey man, what did you write about for the assignment?" Them: "Assignment?" *registers* "Oh crapslices." (This was almost exactly how it was spontaneously coined.)
2.) Them: "Hey man, he won the game just like you said! Mad predicting skills, yo!" Me: "Oh crapslices!"

by benchley July 18, 2007

crapplication

A piece of software you are forced to use at work because it's the corporate standard, even though better applications exist for the same task.

Why do we have to use Lotus Notes for email? This crapplication is so annoying.

by Ug Lee July 30, 2008

crapplication

Software applications that are poorly architected, designed, implemented and supported but immensely popular with end users due to vertical functionality that is perceived to be unavailable elsewhere. Crapplications are the bane of an IT professional's life.

The business has chosen yet another crapplication to foist upon our defenceless infrastructure

by SufferingIT November 16, 2009

crayola crapola

Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.

I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.

by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006

craplication

A crappy aplication on Facebook that is lame and makes everything even buggier than it already is.

I wish people would quit sending me Farmville and all these other craplications.

by cabajul April 1, 2010

Crapolla

Adj. The nicer form of shit. Derived from crap, meaning horrible.

Today in Business Management my hair looks like total crapolla! Shit!

by Stephanie K October 25, 2006

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005