Carpocolypse

A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.

I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!

-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.

by ShabamShabam August 2, 2011

chipocalypse

Chicagan apocalypse

I love the smell of a porta-potty in the morning. Chicago is about to find out why we have this thing called the Department of Peace. Chipocalypse — now!!1!?

by 🅰️ September 7, 2025