chapappy

when a man hits another living or nonliving object in its "face" with his penis

Dave totally gave Monica a chapappy after she wised off.

by Le Ben April 26, 2008

crapapult

Large catapult made for a single purpose... flinging crap at stupid people,

john:holly crap that guy was stupid

mark:time to whip out the ol' crapapult

*flings crap at stupid person*

by yesez October 30, 2007

Crabapple Nipples

When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple

Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.

He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

by maxn512 June 27, 2008

crapapple

an peice of excretion that its impressivly large in size and shape

the poo i just droped was a crapapple, it tore my ass on tha way out

by mike lennon March 13, 2003

Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

by vodka martini November 11, 2005