crap

Not a swear, just a word for poo.

Hey crap for brains, crap isn't a swear.

by Jimmy Jilly March 17, 2004

crap

an essential ingredient to add to some clown's dinner

don't tell randall i put a crap in his campfire soup

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

crap

Crap: a word with too many definitions to define. Possible meanings : feces, random object one is too lazy to name, something considered terrible, etc. It has a tendencie to be used in somewhat unfortunate similies/metaphors. Ex: That tastes like crap.

That was crappy music!
Dude! Flush your crap after you go!
Aww crap.
I cleared out all the crap in my closet.
Get your crap out of my room before I beat the crap out of you!!!!

by The Generic Psycho September 3, 2009

crap

1. The only word in the English language with a silent 'C' at the beginning. (Alternate spelling: rap)

I can't believe you're listening to this crap.

by Andy November 30, 2004

Crap

Sometimes pronounced (rap). The act of litterally spitting into a microphone saying random words every now and then, as well as yelling something queer such as WORD!

Aside from Bob Marley, crap is also big with stoners.

by The monster of tacos June 19, 2016

crap

strongbads favorite word

HOLY CRAP!!!!!! That's cold!

by joe February 1, 2004

crap

crap can be defined in many ways
1. the stuff that comes out of your bootyhole when your stummy hurts
2. a great substitute word for a cuss word that you can say infornt of your mom without getting smacked
3. your piece of shit ex/fbuddy that you keep texting

1. damn i just took a massive crap
2. crap i burned myself
3. hes crap. literal crap.

by biyatchhhhh May 5, 2020