Crap

a word meant for Apple products

That new Iphone 5 is a piece of crap

by masterdomain September 13, 2012

Crap

1.Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.

2.Justin Bieber.

(1)1.Have you read that crap?
2.Nah man,Twilight is for fu**in girls and pansies...except some girls.
1.I know dude...
3.OH EM JEE!DID SUM1 SAI TWILIGHT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?BEST BEWK EVAR!
1&2.SHUT THE HELL UP!
3.NEWBS!

(2)JB:BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOH!
Normal Person:TURN THAT CRAP OFF.

by ihatecrap October 12, 2010

Crap

My favorite snack.

No job? No credit? Eat crap!

by bat_hero May 22, 2009

Crap

Generally not good. Slang mostly used in the UK and British colonies. A situation or thing that is poor, uninteresting or just bad. Also used as a polite word for defication.

1. Mum why'd you buy all that crap at the market?
2. How was that new Jennifer Lawrence movie?

It was pretty crap.

3. Whose bloody dog crapped on the footpath?

by the.jez September 15, 2018

Crap

Crap Is One of the Worlds Newest Musical Styles.
Basically, Crap Is a Fusion between Country Music And Rap, Which Is where It's Name came from.
It involves rapping over a country instrumental, which can sound Great Or Terrible and Cringy.

Hey, Do You Like Country?
Nah, I'm More into Rap.
I have an Idea, Let's Listen. To Crap Instead!

by Mr. Jellyfish January 20, 2019

Crap

The chocolate pudding that comes out your asshole when your stomach hurts.

Hey dad get off the toilet I have to crap.

by The real mother fucker October 3, 2017

Crap

Country+ Rap

Did you hear that music. It sounds like my ass when i mix watermelon, grape koolaid, fried chicken, fried taters, beans, n cornbread together. A whole lotta crap

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017