Cranos

How global warming fucking exists. A type of species that roam the land with coconut looking spikey hair.

Pat: yo I’ve seen cranos today in school
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears

by REeee kid December 20, 2019

friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.

I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks

by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009

crankster gangster

One who is deeply involved with the underworld culture of amphetamine addiction. The individual usually carries a long criminal record, and has a history of drug-related robberies and crimes. Usually the individual will have many tattoos and speak with a slang vernacular distinctive to the amphetamine and/or prison lifestyle.

"I don't trust that guy in my house, he just got out of prison and he's already got a gun and gone back to his old crankster gangster ways."

by Rebecca S. May 25, 2004

Cranstonite

The term used to define a hardcore member of the fan base of actor Bryan Cranston, known for his roles as Walter White on "Breaking Bad" and Hal on "Malcolm in the Middle." This term is awarded to those fans who fully realize and appreciate the plethora of talent on display any time Bryan Cranston makes an appearance in an entertainment medium.

Cranstonite 1 - "I can't believe that the same guy who was the dad on Malcolm in the Middle just dominated two guys in an SUV and then executed the one guy that was still alive."

Cranstonite 2 - "I'm not really surprised. The range that Cranston has far exceeds that of most actors out there."

Cranstonite 1 - "Right on. Bryan Cranston will next be taking over the world of voice acting as he is voicing James Gordon in the animated film 'Batman: Year One."

by Dev24 July 20, 2011

crankster

A spun methed-up person

That crankster that runs the ClutchStop in Concord really sucks. They do shitty work with a shitty attitude

by desmond the great February 6, 2003

Cranos

The end of all fuc*king life in the universe.

Jim: I hear cranos is in today.
Carl: his face melts and he has a fit on the floor.

by JaCkYbOyZiSgOoD December 18, 2019

cranksepticeye

A ship that some of the fans of jacksepticeye and Crankgameplays ship. The imaginary relationship between Ethan Nestor and Seán William McLoughlin.

I ship cranksepticeye so much!!

by LyreBirdBoi May 4, 2020