crack-ass mothafucka

A mothafucka who be so got-damn crack-ass dat dey ain't no otha word for his crack ass.

- "Sweet fuckin' jesus! He one crack-ass mothafucka!"

- "Got dat right."

by R.O. DeLaQuintana September 10, 2003

cank-ass

Cankles of the ass. Aka Long Butt. Where the ass meshes with the thigh. Girls typically grow this from horseback riding. Like cankles, but more north.

"Kelly, look! That girl has cank-ass! She must ride horses."

by K8eliz December 27, 2011

Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

by Duke January 22, 2003

crack ass cracker

a dump ass white person.

Look at that crack ass cracker.
I ain't no crack ass cracker.

by pink_demon July 21, 2006

crack ass

1. somebody who is addicted to crack
2. somebody who blazed that shit up every day
3. my friend Noah who failed no nut November already

1. bruh you're such crack ass you need a new set of teeth
2. someone: did you see Charles he was blazing that shit up me: oh yeah what a crack ass
3. Noah: thank god I nutted before November i did it last night. me: last night is was the 1st. Noah: shit...=';l,mn

by thiswebsitedeservestobetermina November 1, 2020

crack ass

When something is as difficult as possible, when something never works properly.

I tried dealing with my crack ass computer again today.

by Mah-ree December 22, 2005

micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage]

the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum

"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."

"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."

"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"

by Lukris Aaromatt January 15, 2009