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crappleworks

Slang for Appleworks. Used to convey dissatisfaction with the Appleworks software suite.
Crappleworks could only be worse if using it was physically painful.
by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
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craplet

A small piece of software that is preinstalled on a new PC. It typically cluters up your desktop and is unwelcome. It is similar to buying a new car and havinga bumper sticker plastered on the back
I bought a new dell and had to delete 45 craplets.
by Rolling Thunder April 18, 2007
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Crappler

An politically partisan news site infamous for its inaccurate news.
Don't believe a word it prints. It's just another crappler.
by MichaelSaint32 August 21, 2020
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crapplebees

The name people call Applebee's when they hate it.
Person 1: heard you went to applebees

Person 2: no, I went to crapplebees
by UrbanizedLife409 June 3, 2016
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Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020
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Crumple Fuck

To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.
Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.
by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020
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crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.
Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.
by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
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