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capn crint

A extremely weird person who likes to lick penis and shove his feet up his asshole
Clint salter is a capn crint...
by aaaassssddddd January 22, 2010
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Crinton

For a person or group of people to take the exceedingly long way to complete a simple task. "You are a crinton" can be used instead of saying "Why did you do it like that, there is an easier way you know"
"He/She pulled a crinton as he/she could have just as easily pushed this button instead of running down the hall, calling someone, running back only to push the same button"

"He/She was crintoned by his friends letting him take the longest possible drive home."

"He/She is a crinton by the fact that everything he/she does is the long way to do something."
by TemRa September 25, 2009
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crapintosh

The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!
by Lost Boat April 24, 2006
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Crailtap

1)A skateboarding trick where the skateboard is stalled on the back truck or the tail, and the rider grabs the front of the board, crail style. Done on the lip of a bank or a quarterpipe.

2)A coalition of 7 companies (Girl, Chocolate, Royal Trucks, Lakai, Fourstar, Diamond Supply Co and the Ruby Republic) that are all somehow connected and share owners/riders.

3)To tap an ass while walking by the posseser of said ass. Homosexually perfected by Aaron Meza.
1)We were at a ditch yesterday and all Tony did was talk about metal and try crailtaps.

2) Crailtap.com is the gross LA side of skateboarding

3) Did Mez just crailtap Rickk for a bag of chips?
by ring ring ring.... September 28, 2005
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Richard Crainium

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.
That Guy Was a Richard Crainium
by tex115 March 24, 2010
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Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.
Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone
by steve austin September 19, 2005
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crantastrophy

experiencing MIA (Massive Intestinal Armaggedon) because of consuming too many Craisins or cranberry products or consuming Craisins with another unfriendly intestinal product
" Dude, Joe was on the toilet all night last night. I told him not to eat Craisins and drink beer. Your toilet experienced a crantastrophy. "
by Its a word now January 27, 2010
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