crackerjack fart

a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces

bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside

by rockoone October 18, 2008

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

crackerjap

one of bothe anglo-saxon and japanese decent

Sean Lennon is a crackerjap.

by brewski February 3, 2004

crackerjack

crackerjack - a less harsh word used to describe a white boy who brings on the act of being a gangster.

That crackerjack, wearing that gangster out gear and putting on a act like that.

by Master Mind December 8, 2004

crackerjack

A charming euphemism for all sorts of unpleasant urban dwellers, namely junkies, crack-heads, bums, shop lifters and the insane.

Similarly, when engaged in hostile confrontation with these people, one has been 'crackerjack'd.'

I'd rather not venture into that part of town . . . too many crackerjacks.

by Matt Hewitt June 28, 2008

crackerjack

A moron. An idiot. A clown.

There goes a crackerjack if I ever seen one!

by Ghost July 27, 2003

crackerjack

The art of robbing a store run by a white guy.
Also can be uses for shoplifting,pickpoketing, car jacking ect..

Man theres been three crackerjacks this week, im movin or ill be next
Get out the car this is a crackerjack

by Rockstarplayer October 10, 2006