Cowlick

When you cut off his dick right before he comes and place it on your head.

Can we cowlick tonight?

by WillyOmNom November 30, 2018

cowley

A strange species, usually from the south. Distinguishing features include random comments and an unusually small mouth.

"....how annoyingly random is the bloke from IT? He is such a Cowley!"

by Sharon&Kel August 11, 2006

cowlin

(noun) used to describe someone who lives their life in an unexciting way, percieved as frigid or homosexual by others, purely due to the lack of activity on any romantic fronts with the opposite gender.

he never talks to girls, he must be a cowlin.

by jkay3 January 14, 2008

cowlicker

one who licks the anal opening of a large cow. intended for some sick, redneck pleasure.

i LICKED THAT COW SO GOOD, MY TONGUE LOOKS LIKE FERTILIZER!!

by Owen Conway December 4, 2003

cowling

The act of curling with a cow, instead of a rock.

She was the cowling world champion!

by Kendra February 26, 2005

cowlette

1) baby cow
2) normally a girl that is selfish and up herself

spring time and you see some cows in a paddock " thats such a cute cowelette"

by HULK May 13, 2005

Cowlingtons

Joking slang term,mocking the Yorkshire term for cocaine 'cowie'.

Come on,send us a line of this cowlingtons.

by Ineisto October 9, 2016