National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄

Hey did you know it's national cow day???

by CowsRUs February 19, 2020

Cow Dong

An extremely deformed penis, having gross pubic greasy hairs, liverspots, and very saggy testicles. Occasionally smells like sweaty man.

He looked pretty hot at first, but when i pulled it out of his pants, it was revealed that he had a cow dong.

by PRAZO50 January 20, 2009

Mad Cow Disease

Mad Cow Disease is when fat people run around trying to eat you.

HOLY SHIT that bitch got Mad Cow Disease.

by Nire November 20, 2003

mad cow disease

a fatal disease that affects both humans and cows. very talked about.

one damn cow was found with mad-cow in canada and everyone banned meat.

by megan March 3, 2004

mad cow disease

something PETA planted in our cattle in an effort to turn everyone to vegatarians/vegans

damn PETA now they are trying to kill meat eaters with mad cow disease

by kick petas ass January 3, 2004

Fat Cow Disease

Fat Cow Disease- AS in Mad cow disease one generally loses the ability to remember and think clearly...In fat Cow disease one has an inability to not only think clearly but also perform simple functions such as wearing low rise jeans.

2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain

Those blue jeans look like they should be on shamu! Judging by those jeans, she has fat cow disease!

2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!

by Connie Etn February 3, 2010

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017