Coventry

A city in the middle of England. Everyone thinks its full of chavs and concrete. It isn't. Visit it before you make assumptions. Much nicer than Manchester or Birmingham. Coventry has the best ice hockey team in England. Footbal is rubbish though.

Out of Towner - I don't wanna go to Coventry!
Coventry person - I don't know why. Its cool.

by sparkletangerine August 27, 2007

Coventry

Coventry is a city located in the West Midlands, England. It's not a bad place, although there is a large infestation of 'Chavs' which is why Coventry has been nicknamed 'Chaventry' But it's not Chavnetry at all, its just Coventry thank you very much. The indie scene has hit Coventry over the last year, and as you walk through the lower precient, a bright sight of high waisted, scruffy haired, polka dot wearing indie cindys will usually greet you. We like to think of Coventry as a place full of tallent, and we've got proof! The Enemy and The Specials are both from Coventry and are both really sucessful in the music industry. The indie scene of Coventry hopes to banish the Chavs still making the McDonalds look untidy.

mc shitter: "I iz from Chaventry, iz it."
josh: "It's Coventry mate, now please take you and your chav friends and go to Birmingham, maybe?"

by the annoymous kid October 4, 2008

hoventure

an adventure involving a ho or ho-like behavior

I had a hoventure last night at the club

by Pisstrated March 12, 2014

coventry claw

When you make a C out of your fingers using the middle, index and thumb. Sticking your middle and index in the pink and thumb in the stink.

Steve: what you doing tonight mate?

Keith: giving the misses the Coventry Claw.

Steve: nice man, my girl never lets me do that :(

by Coventrian July 3, 2016

Mr Coventry

an fucking cunt math teacher that is an absolute disgrace to his students and is also rude to them. He also needs to get fired. and there are more things about him; E.G he is an asshole a bitch and many more bad things.

Mr Coventry is such a cunt

by lomolololololololol June 7, 2018

Coventry

A cold and brutal concrete jungle classified as a city due to it's cathedral in the centre of England. Basically you don't wanna go there. Think of it as an English Kosovo.

"This place is a right shithole, where am I, Coventry?"

by Jojo Le Funk March 24, 2005

coventry

a great place to live!!!! and we dont all think we are g's we are all g's

we're crap at footy but we'll kick ass at ice hockey!!!!!

by lil_g December 9, 2004