cousting

cock jousting. Like the medieval version, but using your cock as the lance. Not to be confused with clousting

To amuse themselves Eddy and James would often indulge in a spot of cousting

by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 20, 2016

Cousinism

When your horrible cousins treat you UNEQUALLY

My cousins commited cousinism when I was not invited to the cousin party.

by Ninamaria November 24, 2018

Culiningus

Using your culinary skills to get in someone’s pants.

She performed some mad culiningus on me with her shrimp and grits.

by Expdanproject January 25, 2019

Cousing

Cousing is the act of brutally raping your own cousin

Aye Jon, have ye' finished cousing?
Yuh bro,she didn't stand a chance against us hyuk!!

by MarcoIsANgger December 28, 2018

cocaining

when you ejaculate into a sex partner's nose

girl: baby i want you to cum so hard in my nose

boy: you bet girl, get ready for some cocaining!

by Adarah October 21, 2008

cousinne

female cousin, close female friend

See ya later, cousinne.
This my cousinne, Tina.

by Brioni September 8, 2010