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Court

A cool, young sounding boys name also an English name. Can be gender neutral or masculine.
"Hey, Court your hot as shit."

"thanks bro."
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A average sized room used to sue people
Imma sue you for touching my car, meet you in court !
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An institution created to subtlety further improvish and imprison the poor.

In the American court system you pay for a defense of listen to a public pretender that tries to get you to take a deal. If you can hire a lawyer to represent you won't your being present this is the preferred method. Legal controversy is hippocratic so it just comes down to who has the most money or if you can beat the DA's budget.
I dont have enough money to live in America, the courts there have OJ Simpson going free and a homeless dude doing 6 months for j-walking.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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court vision

When someone sees something coming that nobody else sees and does something that everyone thinks is strange at first but soon realizes its a great move. Originally a basketball term used when a point guard navigates a transition offense perfectly but can be applied to many situations.
Ryan passes up an open front table at lunch and goes for a table further away. We later realize that a bunch of kappas are sitting by the further table. Nice court vision Ryan.

Brett moves to right lane on the highway. We soon realize the people a few hundred feet ahead of us are going slow in the left lane and we pass them. Nice court vision Brett
by William Brasky March 28, 2007
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court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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