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email courier

An individual who gets up from their chair at their desk to walk to someone else's desk to announce the contents of the email, verbatim. Completely replacing the need for any automated email 'you've got mail' alert , or the email at all for that matter.
Dave: "Kristen, I just sent you an email to let you know to switch the address in the document and to take out the comma before the word 'and' in the second line of the second paragraph on the third page."

Kristen: "For the love of god, please just email it to me and stay in your chair. There is no need to be a email courier, the send button and the internet do that for you. "
by Pistol33 January 3, 2012
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Turd Courier

A person who carriers a human shit through customs in his or her suitcase.

The shit is produced at the end of the victims 18-30 holiday as he or she prepares to fly home. The turd is placed into another tourist's packed suitcase (in a plastic bag or dropped directly) without their prior knowledge. The suitcase is then be zipped back up and nothing more will be said by the perpetrator until the unsuspecting victim has reclaimed their luggage and left for the airport.
"That bitch has fucked me up on this holiday - she's going to be my turd courier."
by nomercy82 October 4, 2011
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Cormier

A word defining a person who can drink an abnormally large quantity of whiskey.
We're gonna get Cormier'd danight.
by Frisky Beaver May 23, 2019
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Latrieze Courtier

Fictional character of vampiric nature and French origin starring in the books Ebony and Crimson. Described as 'Prince Charming' handsome; blue-eyed brunette and very pale skin. December 1465 to July 2006.
Latrieze Courtier was born Seraph le Blanc in 1465.
by Kisaya July 1, 2007
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valerie cormier

A hot playboy big-tit babe who has done several nudes (which are jerk off material)
by Mlg12yearoldmanchild August 21, 2016
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Ford Courier

A Ford Courier is an incapable piece of shit that doesn’t produce enough torque to pull the butt plug out of a 90 year old woman.

Usually purchased but queer or homosexual males that wake up in the morning in a g-string thinking they have a 4 wheel drive but in reality a Getz would out perform it on the tracks.

A key ring turbo would produce more boost than the asthma pump under the bonnet. And the exhaust is so restrictive it sounds like a hybrid.

Usually get bogged in gravel car parks and nearly flex as much as a 4 ton piece of steel.
Did you see the 4 wheel drive Damo bought the other day!!

That’s not a 4wd that’s a Ford Courier!!
by KingOfShadowRealm April 5, 2020
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