1 definition by KingOfShadowRealm
A Ford Courier is an incapable piece of shit that doesn’t produce enough torque to pull the butt plug out of a 90 year old woman.
Usually purchased but queer or homosexual males that wake up in the morning in a g-string thinking they have a 4 wheel drive but in reality a Getz would out perform it on the tracks.
A key ring turbo would produce more boost than the asthma pump under the bonnet. And the exhaust is so restrictive it sounds like a hybrid.
Usually get bogged in gravel car parks and nearly flex as much as a 4 ton piece of steel.
Usually purchased but queer or homosexual males that wake up in the morning in a g-string thinking they have a 4 wheel drive but in reality a Getz would out perform it on the tracks.
A key ring turbo would produce more boost than the asthma pump under the bonnet. And the exhaust is so restrictive it sounds like a hybrid.
Usually get bogged in gravel car parks and nearly flex as much as a 4 ton piece of steel.
by KingOfShadowRealm April 5, 2020