Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

couning

Couning - it's similar to counting but the outcome is not the same as counting. For example, counting to 10 would yield, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Couning to 10 would look like 1,2,12

Person 1: Hey, what's up with these reports? These numbers don't add up.
Person 2: Clearly the designers were COUNING again.

by abe-k December 16, 2019

Cocooning

Usually occurs when laying on one's back when wrapped in blanket so that only their head is shown; blanket is also tucked under their feet and under arms. Looks like one is making a cocoon as butterflies would.

Girl walks into living room where she see's her sister watching tv, tightly cuddled into a blanket.

Girl: "Aw, look at you all nestled up there."
Sister: "Yeah, im cocooning, it's the best way to keep warm."

by MissMakeup August 25, 2011

cocooning

retreating to the seclusion of your home (as for privacy or escape)

I put on my favorite bulky clothes and laid on the sofa for hours. I was cocooning because I did not want to be bothered by anyone today.

by Suzie Quinn May 8, 2007

Couponistani

A person hailing from the Pakistan or India who when shopping buys massive amounts of items on sale and tries to use coupons on all items which most of the time have already expired

I got stuck behind this Couponistani today buying 40 12-packs of Mountain Dew, he had a fit when they wouldn't take his coupons.

by SkrullGuy January 2, 2011

Coupling

When a man tucks his balls into the vagina while fucking, becoming stuck inside the vagina.

I tried to pull outta Cindy but we were accidentally coupling and I ended up jizzin in her hoo-hah.

by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

Cooning it up

To act like a stereotypical African American while in public. To perpetuate a racial stereotype. To drive cars, wear clothes, eat foods, and act like a stereotypical minority.

Pacman Jones was really cooning it up for his first three years in the NFL.

by Philthy McNasty 85 October 22, 2008