countryside killa

A serial killer stalking their victims on a large farm anywhere in the world.

"Jeffrey Dahmer was not a countryside killa, I far as I am aware" the tutor says to a classroom of trainee police officers.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Countryfile

Sexual intercourse

“Jamie’s happy this morning,” said Dave
“Yeah,” replied Brian. “He enjoyed a bit of Countryfile with Maria this morning.”

by HatterJamie April 13, 2020

Countrycide

The killing of multiple people or animals in a rural landscape.

“People have been going missing, animals too, all in the one farm. There’s been a pile of bones found, too.”
“Damn it John, we’re here to investigate aliens, not countrycide!”

by CryptoTest July 3, 2023

Looting the Countryside

While during a multiplayer game, you are so bored that you mute yourself to masturbate.

"Josh? Josh? is he muted? Don't tell me he's looting the countryside."

by VGTPodcast September 22, 2021