Cotton Picker

Working extremely hard; Busy. Commonly used in the workplace. Can also be shortened to CP.

Person 1: "Hey wanna grab a coffee at 10:30am"

Person 2: "Can't dude my boss has me working like a cotton picker"

Person 1: "That sucks. Maybe tomorrow then."

Colleague 1: Hey what's your status?"

Colleague 2: "CP"

Colleague 1: "No worries will call back later."

by Willis101 July 25, 2009

cotton-picker

A cotton-picker is any person, regardless of race, who picks cotton.

Many white people and Hispanics were cotton-pickers in the rural South. I am a white woman, born and raised in Arkansas but now living in the North, married to an architect. I picked cotton in the 1950's for spending money, along with my peers. I am proud of the fact and have a tendancy to brag about it!

by MLR November 9, 2008

cotton picker

Someone named Tim.

Tim you are a fucking cotton picker

by Tablesaucepicker November 21, 2019

Cotton Picker

A racist term for a person of black or brown pigmentation. This word refers to the African American slaves who would pick cotton in the fields.

Man I fucking hat the god damn Cotton Picker. We need to send them back.

by Starlordddd January 6, 2017

CottonPickinSlaveKickinTooteriffic

A white man's southern term commonly used in positive tone to compliment a person or event.

Hey boi, this is some "CottonPickinSlaveKickinTooteriffic" chicken ya got heya!

by xyourworstnightmarex February 18, 2009

Cotton picker

a cotton picker is what black people call their so-called homies like

"ayo cotton picker come in bed wit me cuh" etc

by Real cotton picker May 2, 2022

Cottonpicking

When an uncircumcised man takes his pants off from a long day at work, sweat and all the fuzzies from his boxers/briefs is stuck to the inside of a man’s foreskin.

The harvesting of this mixture under the foreskin is considered to be cottonpicking.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna get freaky tonight?

Girlfriend: yeah! Whip that bad boy out!
Boyfriend: *whips penis out*
Girlfriend: *notices lint, fuzzies and dick cheese*
Boyfriend: “are you gonna suck it or not?”
Girlfriend: *gags at the disgusting scenery* *and starts picking at it, pulling the fuzzies and lint off*
Boyfriend: turns radio on and just so happens cotton eyed Joe song plays, “where did you come from, where did you go?”
Girlfriend: gags
That’s some cottonpicking penis you got there

by Pizzalovers July 25, 2022