cotton candy

My girlfriend's panties after she got juicy in them.

My woman let me snack on her cotton candy and then asked me to give her a corndog.

by P.T. Barnum August 29, 2003

cotton candy

A code word for a really hot girl.

Cotton candy at 2:00.

Woah, nice...

by Sammy K August 16, 2007

Cotton Candied

When you ejaculate in a sexual partners hair and then immediately throw sugar in it. Most common place is on the head hair but pubic hair is also accepted. Not to be confused with CandiedApple see definition for details.

Last night I Cotton Candied that blonde from the club. She had one hell of a sweet tooth.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

Cotton Candy

A candy you should wash before eating because of germs and stuff

guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already

by KaiWantsToCri April 8, 2019

cotton candy

To hook something onto a confection.

"What happened to your new coat?" Willy Wonka's wife said.

Sheepishly, Willy replied, "I got it cotton candy and it tore."

by fidificus April 30, 2003

cotton candy income

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.

#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."

by mynah1 September 15, 2009

Hungarian Cotton Candy

The act of picking a booger out of your nose, then scratching your ass with the same finger you picked the booger out of then eating the booger.

Someone caught Gabor eating some Hungarian Cotton Candy at the dinner party last Wednesday.

by cottoncandyguy March 1, 2019