Cortana Dragoon

sum1 who dusnt hav a life
needs a new name cos that ones goony

get sumfin betta u goon
cortana dragoon

by revenge is sweet September 12, 2005

Cortana

Cortana is a very special sword forged by Wayland the Smith. The words “I am Cortana of the same steel and temper as Joyeuse and Durendal” (sorry if that’s spelt wrong), are engraved in the blade. It was passed down through the Carstairs family for many years and currently resides with Emma Carstairs, a badass Shadowhunter warrior that deserves the world. Cortana is known for sometimes choosing who wields it. For example, in Chain Of Gold, Alastair Carstairs wanted it and his father, Elias, agreed that he could have it, but suddenly Cortana flew(? idfk) through the air and into the hands of Cordelia Carstairs, another badass Shadowhunter warrior that also deserves the world.

Random Shadowhunter: “Hey, is that Cortana?”
Other Random Shadowhunter: “Yeah, and look, that’s Emma Carstairs. Wow, she’s so cool.”

by meganblackthorn September 2, 2020

Cortana

Cortana is literally the most funniest person alive...but she is an idiot to.She never stops talking but she has a great personality so that makes up for all the talking she does.If your name is Cortana you most likely have a crush on a boy name Justin.

Cortana is funny Dumbass bitch

by wdwfan5850 December 4, 2019

Cortana

the worst digital assistant ever. you can wake Cortana up by saying "Hey Cortana". say anything you want and she'll open Microsoft Edge, or she'll say: I did not get that. Could you phrase it another way?

cortana: Can I be of assistance?
person: no, ur so bad at that

by Siri, Alexa, Bixby, Google As. April 25, 2018

Leche cortada

Much like its definition (spoiled milk), this term refers to a person who is past his/her expiration date. Not to be confused with mortality, instead, the term refers an undesirable individual. A person whose lack of social skills and poor general sense of hygiene impede contact for extended periods of time. People who fit the name are rude, smell bad (a foul odor permeates from the oral cavity) and have no sense whatsoever.

Don't stand too close to the nurse in the back, she reeks!
Yeah, it's her breath. She's rude too, she's a leche cortada.

by PurveyorOfJuice August 27, 2009

Cortana

A new digital assistant inspired from Halo that comes with Microsoft's Windows 10. Cortana talks to you like she's your BFF and she can set alarms, reminders and do other things for you.

Hey Cortana, what's your favourite food?
I don't eat, but if I would, I'd start with waffles.

by APlumbob December 30, 2017

Cortala

Cortala is an argentina which basically means like cut the bs or like stop

"Cortala" means like cut the bullshit or stop lying to me or arguing about anything.
its a very General and Effective way to stop an argument in Argentina.

by Clout queen June 6, 2019