Cort

Cort is the biggest communist you know. He starts everyday with listening to the State National Anthem of the Soviet Union. Cort greets his friends as comrades and some of his biggest hero's include, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro and of course the great Joseph Stalin. Cort spends his days peeking in peoples windows and reporting his neighbors to the authority's for breaking social distancing. Eventually Cort wants to be Justin Trudeau's right hand man in turning Canada into the next USSR

look, there goes Cort again marching down the street, waving a soviet flag and blasting the anthem with his boom box.

by TunaMelts November 30, 2020

cort

very cool person with frog hat in love with kaito and is very sexy

oh my god that is the hottest girl ever it is cort

by cort_ January 31, 2021

Cort

A man god

My dad is a cort

by Aubrey101 December 30, 2021

cort slap

It is a slap to the back as hard as u can that leaves the receiver in immense pain and sometimes causes them to fall and not get up

Do u want to be cort slapped?

by oooooooooofffffffffffff June 24, 2018

cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019

fat ass cort

a huge boy who is very pussy whipped and loves weiner in his mouth

hey look its fat ass cort

by fartin barton May 2, 2010

meth cort !

When a crystal meth addicted wants to try and get custody over his/her child while staying at his dad's house .

P1: I want my child!
P2:get your life sorted out you dealing with a meth cort !

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019