Corona Virus

Corona virus is the shit that shuts down the U.S. and has the balls to cancel senior year.

Chinese person: Ima eat this bat
*gets Corona Virus*
U.S. and all the other countries: Well f*ck

by Attherealyeetus April 18, 2020

Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA

by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 5, 2020

Corona Virus

The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.

I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%

by jc4493 May 27, 2020

Corona Virus

A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.

Man.. this Corona Virus is a real bitch and it’s causing me to not see my friends.

by Oop69420 April 20, 2020

Corona Virus

Virus from China, also known as The Boomer Remover.

My friends grandma died yesterday. The Corona Virus strikes again

by Unicorngirll March 15, 2020

Corona Virus

A Virus that was made in China and now is cancelling everything we were looking forward to, this year and has made all Karen’s buy as much toilet paper and food as possible.

Me sobbing to
Jerry, “My trip and graduation have been canceled because of Corona Virus and I can’t buy any food or toilet paper”

by ABABAB1234 April 7, 2020

The Corona Virus

The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED

Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-

by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020