by Attherealyeetus April 18, 2020
A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?
Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.
Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.
Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 05, 2020
The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
by jc4493 May 27, 2020
A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.
by Oop69420 April 20, 2020
by Unicorngirll March 15, 2020
A Virus that was made in China and now is cancelling everything we were looking forward to, this year and has made all Karen’s buy as much toilet paper and food as possible.
Me sobbing to
Jerry, “My trip and graduation have been canceled because of Corona Virus and I can’t buy any food or toilet paper”
Jerry, “My trip and graduation have been canceled because of Corona Virus and I can’t buy any food or toilet paper”
by ABABAB1234 April 07, 2020
by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020