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conflab

i just had a conflab with god, and he says YOU SUCK!
by jenwoo March 3, 2004
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cornflake single

A song one has not played in a long time that is even better than one remembers. As used by BBC6 presenter Steve Lamacq on his programme on 29 February 2008.
Cream's "Strange Brew" is a cornflake single.
by R.C.W. February 29, 2008
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shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why
Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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fart on your cornflakes

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
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cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.
After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.
by Ernie November 25, 2003
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Stepping in cornflakes

(v) The act of ruining something, and or defying someone.

Derived from pat the baker posing as billy's father.
Andy: Mom just cut off the internet!
Rikky: Dude, she's stepping in cornflakes!!!
by crp930 August 4, 2009
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Cornflaking

When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.

Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!
by Dangen December 30, 2008
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