corn dog

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?

by threezz January 3, 2009

Corn Dog

A delicious food on a stick.

Lilly: “You swim like a corn dog.”

by TempleFox December 6, 2018

corn dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass until she shits on your sick then she licks it off

Rogers girl gave him a corn dog

by Big cocks get shat on May 2, 2018

Corn Dog

When you are penetrating someone anally and you skewer a turd with your penis.

*man pulls penis out of anus and has a glob of scot on it*
Man:....I've got a Corn Dog

by Cuntalroy December 20, 2017

Corn Dogging

When you put on a corn flavored condom, put a corn dog stick up your urethra, and then fuck your partner.

We're from Iowa so we enjoy Corn Dogging.

by En Garde October 17, 2020

corn dog

When a man gives a woman anal pleasure and then "pulls out" with poop on his erect penis. Then the partner sucks their penis with the cum and poop all over. Resembles a corn dog

I gave a bitch a corn dog but she said she was a vegan.

by Dylan Avery July 8, 2006

Corn dog

When a dude shits in his hand and uses the shit like lubricant to jack off. This can also be done by chicks when they shit in their hand and use to give a hand job.

"Dude, my bitch gave me a corn dog last night, i still aint got the smell off.

by Yo Mama Eats Cock August 25, 2011