A useless bastard that has nothing better to do with his time than drink, smoke
weed, (pretend to) surf, get AIDS, hump his
dog, and cry while he masturbates. Makes fun of others for not living on/near the beaches of San Diego, as if we actually gave a flying fuck. Mother is frequently passed around like it's her
job.
The
guy Cope is
one huge douchbag. See:
douchebag , balls if i care , cawww-cawww , ummm helloooo , and Bojangles