Cooterfish

A lowlife stinky creeper dude who uses multiple fake sock puppet accounts in addition to his own account as well as his group message friend group to creep on and stalk a girl using covert DM’s and comments and messaging to trash the girl’s boyfriend on Facebook and Instagram and in general in order to try to get in the girl’s pants.

There’s a sock puppet commenting on my FB again Bro!
Cuh! It’s that cooterfish Cooter Cash again Cuh!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 24, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who demands to have complete access to his girl’s phone at all times.

What a cooterfish!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

An insecure dude who asks a girl to get restraining orders on her ex’s and asks her to erase all photos of her with any and all other dudes.

The cooterfish “cleaned her house” and found her old wedding pics and lost his gd mind!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A narcissist who tries to control and cut off all communication to try and control someone.

Ever since she married that cooterfish, we barely hear from her anymore.

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy that is so insecure he even tries to use his girlfriend’s friends and parents and ex-husband to try and control her.

Hey, you’re her ex not on great terms, right? Wanna play 18 holes of cooterfish golf? By the way, you’re a good looking man!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who comments on your content like a condescending know-better asshat to try and impress your lady friend and get in her pants.

Hi cooterfish, I see ya over there cooterfishing!

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026

Cooterfish

A guy who offers his new girlfriend to his best friend Josh in case he ever dies.

What did you say that cooterfish did again?

Cooterfish by Jaybee Boss September 25, 2026