A hick / skudrutter town where all the crack heads live. Known as the perry county meth heads also. We’re a yee yee town mixed with Hollywood’s drug stuff. And hey we’re in Ohio the top state for human trafficking. If your not snorting coke off your friends table or doing shots out of there belly button. Your probably mud running or running from the cops. See we used to be an okay town full of pottery now we just do pot. If you like to do drugs then crooksville is the place to be
Hey did you take a trip down to crooksville for the supplies? Yeah I got it you ready to get fucked up yo
by eat my butt June 20, 2019
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The road trip went well, save for the fact that we ended up with a flat tire in Cookeville of all places. Needless to say, we popped the spare tire on and skidaddled as fast as we could!
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A town in Tennessee named Cookeville Tennessee.
Dubbed so because of the tendencies of local dignitaries to line their pockets at the cost of poverty level, homeless, disabled and/or handicapped citizens.
CrookvilleJoe is a local rapper who is accredited with dubbing the town after watching crooklyn by spike Lee for the first time in 2001. Being that the town's nicknames at the time ( cook Vegas and cookietown) did not imply any truths, this nickname helped fuel the young artist to promote the NEWLY NAMED "CROOKVILLE" IN HIS FIRST RELEASED, INDIVIDUALLY PRODUCED, BASEMENT RECORDINGS AT 14-15 YEARS OLD while attending Cookeville high school.
Dubbed so because of the tendencies of local dignitaries to line their pockets at the cost of poverty level, homeless, disabled and/or handicapped citizens.
CrookvilleJoe is a local rapper who is accredited with dubbing the town after watching crooklyn by spike Lee for the first time in 2001. Being that the town's nicknames at the time ( cook Vegas and cookietown) did not imply any truths, this nickname helped fuel the young artist to promote the NEWLY NAMED "CROOKVILLE" IN HIS FIRST RELEASED, INDIVIDUALLY PRODUCED, BASEMENT RECORDINGS AT 14-15 YEARS OLD while attending Cookeville high school.
Welcome to CROOKVILLE, where you will need to watch your p's sale ya Q's snort the T's and be the I.
by Crookvillejoe July 26, 2018
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Originated from the Cultural Masterpiece of Film titled "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed"
Fred Jones: "No! Hey, you're doing that thing again where you take everything I say out of context! You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks! No! Don't record that!"
Heather Jasper Howe (Later that Evening in a News Broadcast): All Fred Jones had to say was:
"I think Coolsville sucks!"
Heather Jasper Howe (Later that Evening in a News Broadcast): All Fred Jones had to say was:
"I think Coolsville sucks!"
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Get the coolville mug.The small ass town in Tennessee that don’t have a movie theater or anything to do besides window surfing, drinking, or fucking. If you so much as step out of a line at a wrong time you will get gossiped about.
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