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cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.
Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:
by @PEINPE October 2, 2011
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cockomi

The question of which body part has the highest marginal gains in cock appeal when you were guaranteed that the rest would be average, becomes an even more harder question because of the non 0 values and multiple possible local maximas. Solving this question would require the use of complex algorithms like stochastic gradient ascend etc. Thankfully we dont have to answer the harder version of the problems since we are only looking for an approximation of the true answer. Back to the simplifed question. Now that we've decided our variable intervals only thing left would be to construct a cock appeal function from given values. To attain given values we would have to use reasonably sized polls, voted by the genshin players from multiple genshin fanbases. Using the poll with 10332 answers named "Size or Girth?🥵🥵" we could graph this function with relative accuracy. After the graphing, the statistics show us that girth/bend has %63,15 more effect on sexual appeal compared to size when the other is at its bare minimum. Thus approximating the questions answer as girth having more effect on cock appeal.
r/okbuddygenshin user: COCK CHECK GUYS
SexWithKokomi69: 👍
anon: cockomi
by w89d7g June 1, 2022
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dangbana choko

A person who gets angry when you don’t mind your words, your speech and your tongues.
by xela_3 September 14, 2020
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Chookosssre

The word for calling someone or something dumb, or less than average.
“That seemed pretty straight forward, you Chookosssre. Jeez.”
by Notdumb123 July 2, 2019
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Cookoo Box

That girl i fucked last night had a great cookoo box
by Pippie January 7, 2009
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Cleveland Cookout

The act of finding an unlocked car for the purpose of smoking marijuana inside with a group of people. No force is used in the entry of the vehicle and no items are removed from the vehicle as well. This causes smokers to experience heightened levels of intoxication due to the level of adrenaline excreted due to stress from actually baking out a stranger's car.
Hey, Mike, this car is unlocked! You have that blunt? Let's do a Cleveland Cookout inside before they get back!
by cdant12 October 3, 2015
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Cockolantern

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom
ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!
by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011
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