Contextiots

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

consentuous

Derived from the adjective consensual; relating to or involving consent.

Often this consent is sexual in nature.

"She was extremely consentuous, even though he wore a silly pair of boner pants which she disliked."

by Miss Lizzy October 10, 2013

cuntentious

the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. Her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her shit.

So I went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. Before I could put my money in the slot, this cuntentious bitch walks over and tells me to fuck myself because it was her paper. As I was walking away she was mumbling some shit about how men weren't good enough to lick dog shit off of her shoes.

by twilyth February 21, 2010

confectious

confectionery + infectious = confectious. A new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation

Person 1: "omg, steve is dying here!"
Person 2: "Muhahaha, he's confectious!!1"

by MunroeForbes July 21, 2008

contimentious

1 : governed by or conforming to the dictates of continual improvement.

2 : displaying a relentless pursuit of excellence.

\ˌkän-tə-men(t)-shəs\

— con·ti·men·tious·ly (adverb)
— con·ti·men·tious·ness (noun)

The dude is a beast. He's ambitious and contimentious, a combo that's going to launch him straight to the top.

Steve Jobs was contimentious about design. He never stopped trying to make things look better and feel more intuitive.

by L. Wittgenstein August 18, 2013

Cuntencious

Adj. (of a person) given to arguing or provoking argument.

All these director's and political scandals in the news create cuntencious dinner conversation from the Megyn Kelly Today Show.

by Th3 Bert November 21, 2017

Concetious

It’s a word given to me by my mates meaning both conceited and facetious.

You are such a concetious twat

by Arrogance by KC September 1, 2018