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Contortionist

Insanely flexible person that can bend in many different and unique ways (like myself;)
I am a contortionist so I I'm flexible and can bend in so many different ways!!
by Grace S. Mill May 7, 2018
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Conforti

The most awesome Italian family known to man. They got money, power, and plenty of women. They all drive expensive cars, wear the nicest clothes, got the freshest haircuts, and got the biggest (you know what). Before the Jersey shore there were the Conforti's.
Damnnnn did you see that Conforti walk by?
by thejerseyshore June 2, 2010
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Consworthy

A feeling you get when you're eager to run into a thornbush.

Also used to express your dislike or discomfort in regards to something, and you'd prefer to run into a thornbush than do that certain something.
"How are you feeling?"
"Consworthy!"

"Aw, why?"
"Got this loooaaadd of homework to do"
by Llama! :) April 2, 2011
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contortionist

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."
by junebuggy January 26, 2009
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contortion

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.
At the circus I saw contortion
by Igle December 15, 2007
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consoltard

To dumb down, simplify or retard for use on a computer games console or the games console audience.
Wow, the new Rainbow Six game "Vegas" has been totally consoltarded.
by Stuart Henderson June 18, 2007
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contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
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