turd-conscious

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

by phil condit April 22, 2003

buckbuckbuck consciousness

A term coined by a woman living in a seaside town in California where she realized that listening to the neighborhood chickens was a great way to meditate.

I begin each day attuning myself to the chickens as they make their wonderful sounds and so I call my resulting happiness buckbuckbuck consciousness!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

self-conscious

1. excessively aware of being observed by others.
2. conscious of oneself or one's own being.

Jamie is so self-conscious, she doesn't realise how great she is.

by ah-gra-agam September 26, 2008

conscious irony

Irony's tendency to reference itself in skeumorphic form from one culturally-manifestive medium to the next. Irony as a self-referencing (meta-meta - - > self-actualized) entity. Culturally-manifestive mediums include literary--> cinematic - - > existential - - > aesthetic - - > conscious.

Conscious irony or irony's ability to self - reference from one medium to the next implies that it is self-sentient; that consciousness is an attribute of irony rather than irony being an attribute of consciousness

by tomorrowtomorrow July 31, 2017

Conscious Rap

Conscious rap is a sub-genre of hip-hop that focuses on creating awareness and imparting knowledge. Conscious rappers traditionally decry violence, discrimination, and other societal ailments. It's propelled by the conviction that radical social change comes through knowledge of self and personal discovery

"Have you heard Talib's new album?" "Hell yeah I love Conscious Rap."

by Lynzyoyo December 13, 2007

Life-conscious

A deeper sense of awareness whereby existence is accepted as it is and life is lived on its own premises, corresponding to a deeper recognition of our own mortality and embracing the limitations and opportunities that life presents us with, as opposed to waiting for paradise or better days to justify our existence.

She signed up for cooking classes like she had always wanted to, after becoming more life-conscious in the wake of her coworker's untimely death.

by facile ac difficile April 3, 2022

Collective Consciousness

One of the best songs in Metal gear ever, played when fighting Senator Armstrong

The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
MIND CONTROL
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul

by ChefArmstrongFromMGR:R May 23, 2022