tesco connection

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.

me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.

by volound September 19, 2009

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Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.

John: hey dude i got this new fnaf 6 game its rlly cool
Joe Mama: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.

by ConnectionTerminated November 10, 2020

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loose connections

Shorthand for bad wiring in a person's brain resulting in bad behavior.

He definitely has some loose connections.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

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The Belmont Connection

A local Chicago sexual move, based off of the ever-popular Chicago "L" transportation system. The Belmont Connection is where passengers can connect from the Red Line to the Brown Line on the train.

In sexual terms, a man fucks a woman in her vagina and then proceeds to give her anal pleasure. Hence, moving from the "Red Line" to the "Brown Line".

Derrick: Hey Jamaal, you gonna get with that white girl, Tiffany?

Jamaal: You mean Tiffany from Lincoln Parkl? Yeah, I'm finna give her the Belmont Connection.

Derrick: GNR, better pack some KY and extra Jimmies.

by Afties January 25, 2011

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