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confuzafuckled

Adj. When You wake up after a one night stand and have no Idea where you are.
I woke up in some girl named Jenny's house and thought I had died and went to heaven. I became confuzafuckled.
by dickface9/11 May 19, 2014
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confusation

When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.
There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....
by Smith dux Wurd July 10, 2017
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Confuzzanoivous

The state of being confused & puzzled/ paranoid & nervous. Used when one feels so "blah" that they need a new word to describe what they're feeling.
Person1: How are you today?

Person2: Kinda blah..

Person1: Blah?

Person2: I feel confuzzanoivous.
by lolicakes March 28, 2011
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Confusator

A person who willingly partakes in the act of confusing other or others. It is used more in educated speech, the lowbrow translation being "annoying bastard".
Student: Hey, what's the answer to number 12?
Confusator: What?
Student: What's the Answer... To question 12 please?
Confusator: Over there.
Student: What?
Confusator: Huh?
Student: Fucking bastard.
by Reginald Maulding November 8, 2006
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confusatorium

A make believe place where which one is 'trapped' when confused to an extreme degree, completely lost in a conversation, or just plain baffled by anything/the world. Also a voluntary reaction as a desire to avoid accepting something, akin to denial.
Seriously? Stephanie left me for the one legged juggler with herpes? Man, i'm really in the confusatorium over this one. Why? Why the.. I just DO NOT get it.

Also, know anyone who tells stories that are just WAY too long and at the end you really aren't sure what the hell they were getting at? You're in the confusatorium.

luckily for most of us it's temporary
by Octo-nuts March 16, 2010
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confidants

a penis of the mindless world... dubbed with ashy pink elephants
i have confidants in lala land.
by BRIAN April 12, 2005
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Confuzzstonismuzelled

confused and puzzled but astonished all at the same time
wow im so confuzzstonismuzelled on how Henry Houdini got out of that state jacket!?...
by Brentitties August 27, 2011
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