Confurious

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.

"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"

by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008

Confusingnessnyness

A person with a lot of confusion.

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness

by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010

Eric Connoring

The action of absolutely getting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.

I'm getting kind of worried… I've been Eric Connoring a lot lately

by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016

Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

Conkering

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.

Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.

by Conkered November 3, 2017

Baeta Confirming

When a call center operator asks you to write down a confirmation number and you ask them to repeat certain digits multiple times for added realism, as you pretend to write it down. Not to be confused with Beta Testing.

In honor Canadian Television Producer D. Baeta.

Wife: Thanks for taking care of the overdue cell phone account. Can you give me the confirmation number? I want to file it with the bill.

Husband: Ummm, I don't have the confirmation number.

Wife: But I just overheard you asking the operator to repeat the last 2 digits???

Husband: Oh, I was just baeta confirming.

by Harry Knuckles December 14, 2011

condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)

"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.

by alex_ July 6, 2006