Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do

Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020

Condoriano

Someone who is pretending to be part of something he is not.

You are one of us Condoriano.

by TheAmazingBabos August 9, 2022

contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023

Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.

Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"

by Monnikah July 26, 2017

Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer

by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020

condito

A fag who cannot keep a relationship for more than a week. Also likes wrestling with guys because he gets boners!!!!

DUDE DID YOU SEE WHAT HE JUST DID HES SUCH A CONDITO!!!!!

by BLACKxTOOTHGRIN January 23, 2009

Conoritis

An infectious and highly contagious disease commonly rooting itself within games of Ultimate Frisbee. Symptoms include: -Destroying an open and perfect pass by overshooting by 5+ meters
-Throwing in the opposite direction of your endzone
-Throwing far over a team mates head.
-Dropping the disc after a perfect pass.

Way to throw 15 feet above my head, you nutche. I think you've got a case of Conoritis. STAY AWAY FROM ME.

by nutcheofnutche April 21, 2009