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Condomcrat

Extrememly liberal democrats who believe the world should run on peace and love, when really in reality eternal peace and love is impossible due to human nature. They are very, very anti-military. They support gays but those idiots discredit veterens, heck they even probably even think Servicemen should be kicked on the streets to starve. Those retards believe government to forcefully enter homes to confiscate weapons (Guns, Knives) from the citizenry. Also, those condomcrats believe that we should replace military buildings with federally funded whorehouses and gay clubs.
They believe that peace and love with everyone, even hostile nations that will always hate us and be a threat to us is more important than American Nationalism and Solidarity.

Famous Condomcrats- Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Ted Kennedy.
by The Harmeister June 21, 2005
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condomeater

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms
1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'
by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010
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Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.
"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."
by Eraw March 9, 2010
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conglomerate

A conglomerate is a rock consisting of individual stones that have become cemented together.

HOWEVER WHEN USED IN MUSIC IS USED AS A COMPARISON.
by LO-KEYZARA May 21, 2009
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Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with
I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw
by Courage Breaker May 15, 2011
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conglomerate

A wad of toilet paper loosely held together by freshly ejaculated semen.
The global media conglomerate, News Corp.
by SGT_R_LEE January 6, 2005
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Conglomerate

When masturbating profusely without lubrication, a large welp will form on the penis.
I jerked it for so long, I had two conglomerates on my dick head!
by Danger March 10, 2003
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