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conbait

Boosting your social media post with angry comments from conspiracy theorists by posting something related to vaxing, the moon landing or climate change.
A: Dude, you got loads of traffic on that post!
B: Hands down, I was conbaiting a bit.
by OlliFoolish February 25, 2019
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Condomit

Some dude left a condomit on my stores floor.
by GamestopBoi123 January 28, 2019
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Condorito

Riverside, Ca 2020. A man named Kenny Solano was nicknamed Condorito which is an alter-ego made present when time comes to stand up for self in face of adversity.... Against arch enemy Lerdo and his gay ass crew.

Condorito was funnier slicker stronger Cooler faster quicker Whittier better looking secure sexier fair generous revolutionary industrious creative socially involved leader musician rapper athletic rich rock star attitude role model caused influence and inspired the victim underdog population of the cancelled culture bullies whom would now down to defeat by just one of Condoritos antics. If I call you a nappy headed Lerdo ain't nothing to it Condorito made me do it
Condorito you make my posse want to explode
by kondorito August 17, 2020
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Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing
Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!
by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022
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condoliations

A response for when you don't know if someone is sharing good news or bad from their perspective, so you split the difference, half congratulations, half condolences.

Portmanteau created by Alex L. - Halifax, Nova Scotia around 2005.
I no longer work there.... "Condoliations".
My in-laws are coming to visit... "Condoliations:.
We broke up recently.... "Condoliations:
by HalifaxAlex September 28, 2023
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Conbait

A specialized form of Grassbait targeting religious, spiritual, supernatural, or metaphysical beliefs. The Conbaiter doesn't just pathologize—they criminalize, framing the believer as a "con artist," "charlatan," "grifter," or "delusional conspiracy theorist." The assumption is that anyone who believes in things beyond materialist explanation is either mentally ill or running a scam. Conbait is common in discussions of religion, paranormal phenomena, alternative healing, or any spirituality that doesn't fit scientific materialism. The goal isn't understanding or even disagreement—it's exposure, mockery, and character assassination. Belief becomes evidence of either pathology or predation.
"I mentioned my meditation practice and experiences with something I can only call spiritual. Instant Conbait: 'So you're either schizophrenic or scamming people for money. Which is it?' Not a question about experience, not curiosity about belief—just a forced choice between illness and fraud. That's not dialogue; that's a trap."
by Abzugal February 24, 2026
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confibait

Content designed to bait people into overconfidence about tackling something ridiculously hard.

Derived from “confidence” and “bait.”
“That DIY video was total confibait—like, yeah, sure, I can build a functional robot with some duct tape and a paperclip.
by P_x26_A December 3, 2024
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