Condenden

Fancy version of condescending. Often used by your father that you haven’t seen in several years.

‘You condenden dickhead’

by Wide load August 29, 2023

corndingle

When one has a corny dingleberry, then proceeds to smear it across one’s sleeping face.

“My homeboy Johnathon, is crazy on the sticks, so much so, he corndingled a fucking homeless guy.”

by gtjackoff March 25, 2024

condoodle

The term used to describe the first time an ex-con has sex after leaving prison.

I condoodled that bitch Priya last night

by Aideen17 March 1, 2025

Confingle

to accidentally mix up or tangle multiple things—physical or emotional—while trying to organize them.

dude i confingled my wires and i think i just got shocked with 1000 volts, i can see fucking colors

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jesus fucking christ what the hell do you mean you can see colors

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nevermind

by shut up you stupid idiot October 25, 2025