comdescension

1: The feeling that registering a URL that ends with anything other than <dot><com> is a descent in rank or dignity.
2: A patronizing attitude or behavior towards entrepreneurs after being told of their web site address.

Edan: "This job sucks, I spent forever looking for a great domain name and then go down in flames at todays marketing meeting."
Sundeep: "I hate comdescension more than anything too, but do you seriously want our users to type dot info?

Jonathan: "I am really pumped-up about the business model behind Ahud's company!"
Vinod: "This is not comdescension on my part, its simply the truth! Ahud's dot net URL will taint his brand and kill his chances for raising seed money. End of story."

by Bostonian128 January 30, 2009

Condescending

1. When a criminal goes down the steps.
2. Showing arrogance or superiority

It was a condescending condescending.

by PureValLiam September 4, 2014

condescending ass bitch

someone who has the audacity to do the type of shit that people would beat her fucking ass for then acts like everyone doesn't tell her that and continues to act uppity and tells you that you're wrong. this person will do sooooo much annoying shit to you and 9/10 they live in a house with you. don't worry they're aren't really doing that well in anything really. sometimes she'll even be a fake ass bitch in public to and act like she doesn't do the shit that she does. and she'll lie so you better have your facts straight when you're telling a story.

*steals some shit from you then you find out but don't say shit then does some other stuid shit and whe you do something you have this convo* "why did you ________" "well you're always doing ______ to me" *and in your head you're thinking, "biiiiiiitch you did not just say that shit"*
"you are such a condescending ass bitch get the fuck up outta my face"

by imonlyonherewhenimannoyed May 7, 2016

condescenti

Pseudo-intellectuals who try to make you feel uncool.

The JT Leroy book signing in SoHo last night was crawling with condescenti. I nearly barfed.

by Lauri January 30, 2005

condescending twat

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant

Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

Condescending

When you're moving down in an upper motion. Example: To jump in an elevator going down.

"Hey man watch me condescend in this elevator!"
"That's doesn't make any fucking sense. Where did you find that stupid definition of condescending? Are you retarded?

by Dodo Definitions April 20, 2017

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011