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con crud

Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.
That was an awesome con I attended, pitty I caught a nasty case of con crud.
by Lutria Wolfe January 11, 2009
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Con-jected

When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected
Ah right the other day joe this bitch sat next next to me on the bus and I complety con-jected Her.
by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014
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Su-Con

Su-Con was a convention held in Suganda to raise awareness about BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). Because it was held in Suganda, the Sugandeeze became enraged and spread it to the members at the convention. This is how Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA) began to spread to other parts of the world. PewDiePie, a popular YouTuber was at this convention and was one of the only attendants to make it out unscathed. The Su-Con was soon forgotten, BOFA was nowhere near done. Four years later in 2018, BOFA began to resurface, killing Ninja, Jacksepticeye, PewDiePie, Markplier, JonTron, and even my dearest friend Bob. Nobody knows how BOFA resurfaced. But the world may never be the same
guy 1: Hey, did you go to Su-Con
guy 2: no, what's that?
guy 1: Su-Con my dick
by YourBOFADictionary September 6, 2018
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tea-o-con

Fake libertarians trying to take over the tea party movement who are, in reality, nothing more than pissed-off neo-con libertarian wannabes.
The tea-o-con Sara Palin actually asked Obama to bomb Iran.
by Xigman February 11, 2010
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Con noncon

Consensual non-consensual. Typically used in BDSM scenarios, rape roleplay that is pre-discussed by two consenting individuals
Joe: Hey Betsy, wanna try con noncon?

Betsy: Yeah! Get on the bed bitch.

Joe: No!

Betsy: *Fucls Joe*
by thepersoninyourcloset July 13, 2015
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long con

A con-job that requires a certain amount of effort and as a namesake, is usually in it for the long haul. Gaining someone's trust for a number of months and then when the stake is in your court and you have their complete trust--taking advantage of it. Usually denotes relationship status or high-level business partnerships.
'The senior manager was in it for the long con. 3 years to nab 8.3 million dollars.'
by An observant human being, June 30, 2015
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arroz con mango

Though it's literal meaning is Spanish for "rice with mango," it is meant to be used in a less tasteful way. It is typically used in Cuban slang to mean a sticky situation, a mess, or a downright clusterfuck.
Anoche hubo una gran pelea en el bar. Era un arroz con mango.
by KingKuria February 22, 2018
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