Jut Unions Convict

Same crazy guy, an anagram of Conjunction Vitus who also has a profile on JTV.

Have you seen Conjunction Vitus today?
No, but he was on as Jut Unions Convict.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Convict

Someone who was born in Australia.

I was out for a beer the other day, and met a couple of convicts, but when they mentioned they were mates, I knew I was done.

by Sayshu July 28, 2008

Convict-19

A prisoner who has the basic rights to be protected from the coronavirus, whose bad deeds should not be used against them to deprive them of any safety equipment or proper medical care.

Except for the hardcore or notorious inmates, to prevent the coronavirus from spreading further in crowded jails, the authorities are allowing millions of convict-19s to serve their sentences at home.

by Covido December 9, 2020

Ex-convict

A former prisoner

"You better watch out for that guy"
"why?"
"he's an ex-convict"

by KatsukiYuriXJeonWonwoo November 22, 2017

convicted

hella convinced; persuaded against your will

I was convicted that the man was righteous, but then the fuckin brother arrested me.

by Ole, Sr. May 6, 2008

convicted

n. a fucking gay ass south jersey metal band with no singer. haha, rob thinks you guys are faggots. dave knows about 3 chords, jared knows 2 time signatures, and they all fuck eachother at band practice. god they are gay. i would rather listen to a fat black man having an orgasim than listen to them for two seconds.

oh shit, dude, we suck, lets just give up playing instruments and never make fun of fallen rebel for being better than us ever again...thank you, goodnight

by nik October 25, 2004

Convictistan

A term for Australia, referencing its use as a convict colony by the British government in the 18th and 19th centuries. The suffix is a colloquial generic ending for a land or country.

"I’m going to Convictistan for a holiday" (meaning "I’m going to Australia for a holiday")

by SimoneScribbles August 16, 2013