Kurt Cobaining

A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.

Dave: Oh man I love Angie, I think I'm going do some Kurt Cobaining on her tonight.

by Rockhand Cockhand August 19, 2013

Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 20, 2016

Compacting

Inserting one's penis into an anus whilst the individual is in the process of defecating, thus forcing the feces back into and compressing it within the colon

After an evening of compacting with my spouse, I am in need of an enema so we can do round 2 tonight.

by Dsenight October 4, 2019

cocaining

when you ejaculate into a sex partner's nose

girl: baby i want you to cum so hard in my nose

boy: you bet girl, get ready for some cocaining!

by Adarah October 21, 2008

comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013

comparing

From the word comparison.

Comparing oneself to anything is an act of violence against the self.

by Judo70 May 15, 2016

Garbage compacting

The sexual act of taking multiple things in the ass.

Steve was garbage compacting with Chris.

by mtddddddddddddd May 21, 2008