comp

British, sigular - short for 'comprehensive school'. State school system or chain of open prisons depending on whether you're a politician or actually live near/work in/ go to these shit holes. A process by which bright, intelligent, lively, inquisitive children are miseducated into sullen, stupid, violent, bored young adults ready for a life in front of the TV, so they can buy products for the rest of their lives until they die having accomplished....nothing.

Q. S/he's a complete moron. How did s/he get like that?

A. S/he went to a 'comp'.

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

comp

Short for compilation, as in a compilation record of various musical artists. Used when too lazy to say more than a single syllable.

Hey dude, have you seen the new comp out on Fat Wreck Chords?

by Jackson !from! Outerspace* March 24, 2005

Comp

Something to say when you're about to get banned

Mod: Banned.
Member: COMP

by Ownerislost April 15, 2023

comp

As in comp time. When a unionized worker get compensated with time off for extra time worked. Usually granted by managment when they don't want to pay for overtime.

Martha is offering comp time instead of overtime.

by Phakebox July 21, 2008

Comp

The nudes you sent were good

Comp

by Compto September 16, 2018

Comp

v. to get weed

Drug dealer- "Ay nigga you lookin' to comp?"

Person- "Yes"

by Morty1028 April 13, 2010

comp

This is a term like lol or brb or any of the other billion or so abbreviations and acronyms created by instant-messenger patrons too lazy or busy multitasking (ie: watching porn) to actually type a word longer than 4 letters.

Sexi_chick43:mi comp is scr3wed

by Fox April 15, 2005